Do you remember that show called, "Kids Say the Darnedest Things!" I believe Bill Cosby (yes, I know the allegations, haha) hosted it. I always loved that show and seeing the things that kids would come up with. Sheridan's day has finally come for what comes out of her mouth can now totally embarrass us as her parents or just make us crack up! She's becoming quite the opinionated little thing and she's the master at asking questions that put us on the spot. Especially, if it's within earshot of the person she's asking about. So, I thought I'd enlighten you on some of the silly things my kid says.
"Mom, why does that lady have blue hair?" This happened at Target while "the blue haired lady" was standing behind us in line. I guess if you dye your hair blue you may be okay with little kids calling it to attention, at least she didn't seem to mind, ha ha!
"Mom, why is that little kid acting like a brat?" And, this took place in the cereal aisle of the grocery store at almost the exact time we pass the "bratty child" and his mom.
"I don't want to talk about this right now." She said this after I asked her if she wanted to go to "time out" or brush her teeth.
"Mom, you're making me tired." I hear this from her at least a couple times a day, it happens mostly when I'm asking her to pick up her toys, get in her car seat or etc.
...and my personal fave, mostly because she's totally just copying what she's heard me say...
"This is so freaking frustrating!"
She said this when she was trying to put on those awful Barbie dresses that are extremely hard to put on even for a grown adult woman! Yes, those miniature size dresses stress me out just a bit! Okay, personal rant over!
Anyways, that is the big news going on in our lives. My kid kinda has a potty mouth thanks to myself and I am extremely terrible at dressing Barbies!
I hope you are all having an awesome December and you will get to have a wonderful time hanging out with family and friends over the holidays!
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